Golden Sun

The other day, I had asked if anyone knew of a fun RPG game. One of the choices I was given was Golden Sun. At first, I was placed in a rainy town, my mom sort of raped me until I had clothes on, and my enemies seemed to be rocks.

I started off in my bed, getting woken up by my mom

Where have I seen this before? Oh yeah! Chrono Trigger.

This game loves making you turn around forever, because it’ll never let you go down a pair of stairs.

They literally fall from the sky the second that you get there..

This happens a lot.

Rocks that could defy gravity and jump at me whenever the fuck they wanted to. Enemies seem to act like Pokemon and rape you by surprise too.

Usually if a game has a ton of boxes, some of them won’t be completely useless.

Turns out that all of them have nothing in them, including the one full of swords.

And listen to the generic shit they call a voice

Sorry but I had to stop here. I can’t waste more time on something this bad.